5 Easy Steps to Mend a Broken Heart

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Ladies, we’ve all had our hearts broken by our first love, or just a random man we’ve dated for a few weeks, months or years.

The two things to bear in mind are the following: we’ve broken some hearts too, and Mr. Right hasn’t knocked on your door just yet! So instead of wasting time, thinking of what could have been, crying at every love song you hear, and putting on some extra pounds, here’s what you should do.

1. Hit the gym
Work out!
Work out!

You need to get out of your room, and stay away from the ice cream! Working out will make you both feel and look better.

2. Get a makeover
Change your look!
Change your look!

Get a new haircut, and those stilettos you’ve been eying for a while. Change is good. Stop fearing it, embrace it!

3. Go out and mingle!
Plan a girl's night out!
Plan a girl’s night out!

Heard of the newest ‘it’ place? Haven’t been yet? Well, now that you’ve been working out, got a new hairdo and a stylish wardrobe, time to paint the town red with a friend or two! Don’t call every one of your girlfriends — nothing screams ‘desperation’ LOUDER! Potential beaus won’t feel comfortable talking to you if you’re surrounded by a dozen chicas! And by the way ladies, not a single man appreciates ‘woo’ girls. Keep it classy. You’re waiting for Mr. Right, not Mr. Right Now.

4. Clean up your memories
Forget him!
Forget him!

Now that you’re single, ready to mingle, all freshened-up, and being spotted at every trendy café, pub, et al., it’s time for some major cleanup! Ex is after all the middle of next. You just spent a pleasant couple of hours with your girls, talking to new people… Do you really want to see that teddy bear Mr. X gave you still lying on your bed? Or look at all of your pictures? I highly doubt it. So put away all the little gifts and the pictures in something you’ll call your ‘memories’ box.’

5. Get a relaxing massage
Go to the spa!
Go to the spa!

And now ladies, the final step to mend that broken heart of yours… It’s something you can never get tired of… Yes, you guessed it: The ultimate spa treatment. There’s nothing like a proper massage to take off that burden you’ve been carrying on!

So stop finding excuses for him, and move on. The man who really loves you will never hurt you, no matter what. Your true Mr. Right will never do something that feels so wrong. If a man wants to be with you, nothing can stop him. And if he breaks your heart, then he’s clearly not worth shedding a tear for.