Becoming a mother is perhaps one of the most important things a woman will experience in her life. Once your first child is born, so many things will change that you won’t really know what hit you!
1- You will no longer need an alarm clock
Your children will make sure to (always) wake you up before sunrise.
2- You will say bye bye to any privacy you had at home
You will never get bored in the bathroom again, as your toddler(s) will accompany you even when you have to go for number 2.
3- You will really enjoy your coffee
You will really come to appreciate the value of the free time you get to enjoy a cup of hot coffee.
4- You will become fit (yes you read that right!)
You will no longer need to renew that forgotten gym membership because once they start walking, you will be running behind your children during most of your day. The upside? This will keep you slim enough to have them fit in your bed at night!
5- You will be shocked by your baby
As a good friend once told me, “I am shocked that such a tiny baby could fart and cry so loudly!”